July 2012
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Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
My husband left the Nesquick out...  →
Jul 1st
June 2012
4 posts
Jun 26th
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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April 2012
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Apr 21st
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21 Absolute Worst Things In The World →
Apr 18th
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Apr 11th
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March 2012
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Adult Perspective
Watching SpongeBob SquarePants as an adult is a unique experience. Watching it with a child is even more absurd. We’re both laughing, but I hope for the child’s sake we’re not laughing for the same reason.
Mar 12th
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Mar 9th
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Haiku Friday!
I remember how My first electric train smelled And the boy very well.
Mar 9th
February 2012
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Feb 15th
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When Life Gives You a Box of Chocolates...
That, let’s be honest, you probably bought for yourself… Eat all of the chocolates at once, ride that sugar high as far as you can and then enjoy the sugar crash that follows, thus ending Valentine’s Day that much sooner.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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HaHa GIF of the Day! →
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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That Didn't Take Long. NSFL →
Jan 27th
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Lemon Lifers...
When life gives you lemons make sure that you throw the seeds out. Otherwise you’ll end up with a lemon tree growing in your living room. As cool as that sounds right now, it’s not very cool when you groggily slip on a fallen lemon and it squirts you in the eye. Yes, it’s been one of those weeks. I am off to search the interwebs for HaHa. I will report my findings.
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Lemon Lifers...
If life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons. -Bo Burnham
Jan 19th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Unconventional Acts of Courtship...
Woo was kind enough to leave a t shirt behind after his last visit, like the marshmallow I am I laid it on the pillow next to mine. This morning, I woke up with said tshirt draped over my face/wrapped around my head. He’s trying to kill me in my sleep even when he’s two and a half hours away. That’s commitment.
Dec 13th
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Almost too much entendre for one pic. →
Dec 13th
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My Day in a GIF →
Dec 13th
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Dear Black Slacks...
You have failed me in the “slack” department. The color and style of my intimate wear is now known by my coworkers. Uncool pants. Uncool. Sincerely, HaHa Philosophy
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dear Gentle Prodders...
Thank you for reminding me that I had my priorities amiss. I should have been more considerate regarding the hole my absence has left in your humor sector. Fear not my loyal subjects! I have returned, though sleep and work may suffer the funnies shall not! Sincerely, Full of HerselfPhilosophy
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dear New Hire...
I am concerned that your giant false lashes might upset your personal balance and you could fall face first onto the floor. Sincerely, Not-Liable Philosophy
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Haiku Friday
Traveling I go Greasy spoon and diet coke Seeking sand and sea.
Dec 9th
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Dec 1st
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